Because my friend is racist

 

(I'd like to be Obama for a day--sure, being president would be nice, but I just want to be black for a day)

This is my friend's secret. She is white and jewish. Innocently enough, she wants to be black, and out of all the blacks of course she chose Obama. 

According to certain persons, especially old southern ladies, this is racism. In their minds if you mention black, especially if referring to that monkey president they hate, you are then racist. 

I guess I'm racist, as well, because I want to Oprah for a day.